Sometimes the best laid plans - we had a little storm in Maine
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Comments (16)Well, today was the day for some answers. I finally got in touch with the nice man I was trying to find. He is doing what he can (which isn't much). He's ordered all the drains cleaned out, plus he is running a search to see if the city has an older than 25 year (which is what the Realtor would have run) easement on the property. I mentioned I think that was done but nobody would tell me yes or no. At least now I'll know. He does not know why site development is not in cahoots with watershed. But he moved me to another man. That man was one I had spoken to before. He is the nicest of them all but still rude and arrogant. I could not get any information from him at all and finally I said "I had a landscape architect look at it" He HOLLERED "now why would you do that (but less politely). I answered, I didn't know who else to call. He said "CIVIL ENGINEER" - so of course I asked him "why on earth did you not say that in the first place?!!!". He refused to answer and told me to just do it and then MAYBE they would speak to me. I got some action when I spoke to the other nice man and explained that I was very well aware of my rights as a citizen and if the city was responsible they would be held responsible and if they were not, I just wanted the work done and finished and I would pay for it. He was quite ammeanable then, especially when I also explained the run around and expense I've already paid to meet standards that do not exist on paper but in some persons head. I asked about drainage from other properties. I pushed him a bit and finally he said if a developer wants to do something in Atlanta they can, and all the code is just pushed to the side and signed off on. If a homeowner does the work they will be require to hold to the letter of the law and even worse -the whims of whomever is giving final approval. My fellows were caught red handed by too many folks now. I think that it will take a lot of green but we'll get there eventually. I hope I can do it myself. It will get done much faster than if I wait on the city! You've never heard someone so happy to hear the words "civil engineer"!!!!...See MoreSometimes the best laid plans go awry
Comments (13)Yup, men, you gotta love them in spite of..... Sometimes their minds ARE on other things. A guy had been stranded on a deserted island for a long time. All of a sudden a beautiful statuesque woman, wearing a wet suit with a lot of zipper pockets, walks out of the ocean. She says seductively , "you have been here all alone for a long time, is there anything I can do for you?" "I would love a nice cold martini with a lemon twist" he says. The woman opens one of the zippered pockets, takes out a martini shaker, ice, a bottle of gin and one of vermouth. Proceeds to mix up the drink, takes a martini glass out of another pocket, pours in the cold martini, puts in a twist and hands it to the man. " now, what else can I do?" she purrs "You know.....a nicely tight rolled cigar would go excellent with this drink." She opens another pocket, pulls out a large cigar, nips the end off and lights it then hands it to the man. Giving him her best sexy look, she says "Anything else?" Sitting with his back against a palm tree, martini in one hand and the cigar in the other, he says, "No, this is about as good as it gets." She can't understand why her seductive powers aren't working, "Don't you want to play a round?" The man looks at her is astonishment. "Hey, don't tell me you got a golf course in that suit?!!"...See MoreThe best laid plans of mice and men . . .
Comments (15)Since my DH's first wife died in October 2003, through our marriage in 2006 and even today, DH has piddled with getting rid of his stash of tools up north. Now he is getting down to business, and has made inroads--because I told him I was through waiting on him to get his house ready to sell, and I would NOT go up there any more. So I am surprised and mostly pleased by his activity in that direction. He is an engineer with a tool for every purpose. He also confiscated my PERSONAL tools here in Mobile, and I found them among his out in his garden shed. THAT was a nono, and I started bringing them back. Some of those I kept in a Snoopy yellow plastic lunch box for 30 years, and I depend on them being available quickly when I need a screwdriver or a Vicegrip or a small drill bit. I miss the Snoopy tool box. I think his first wife must have left all tool-associated chores to him, and he does not quite know how to deal with my very independent take-hold do-it-myself history. Heck, when I tore out the bathroom, he should have known I did not wait for anyone to do what I could do for myself! Southern woman I am, but not the helpless variety. More like Steel Magnolia! (one of my favorite movies) So pleased that MamaGoose is on board these days, and Jay, and now that the fall is almost upon us again, maybe there will be a surge of activity on the forum. I really look forward to catching up with what's been going on while I was out gardening for about 4 months. Sometimes we all need to take a break to come back refreshed....See More*sigh* the best laid plans ....
Comments (9)I'm seeing what looks like a girdling wire just above the soil line (someone thinking about layering the top off the plant?). If it IS a wire, it's not yet tight enough to restrict xylem flow of water and nutrients to the top of the plant, but it would be tight enough to be shutting off some of the flow of photosynthate and other bio-compounds in the phloem stream to the root system. Still, I don't think it's tight enough yet to be blamed for the poor health and shedding of branches. When plants are struggling and there is no evidence of insects or obvious cultural limitations like too cold, too hot, too much or too little of something the plant absorbs, root health becomes a prime suspect. I notice you're growing in a bonsai (training?) pot, and it's not very full. If your soil supports perched water, the shallower the pot, the higher the % of saturated soil after a good watering. I don't know anything about your plant's history, except that you pruned it a while back. If the plant's vitality level was low at the time you pruned it, it may have simply run out of the energy it needs to push a new flush of growth. A plant's energy reserves are finite, so if the plant is out of gas, and since plants are organisms that shed parts to keep a balance between the top of the plant and the bottom (especially in the case of extreme disparity), you might be seeing the plant discarding what it can't support. Also, many fungal infections that start with the roots become systemic and incrementally destroy the plants plumbing (vasculature), also a possibility. I'd lift the plant and check the roots - see what's going on there, and if there's a remnant of a tourniquet or former anchor wire girdling the stem, I'd be sure to get that off. After you find out about the roots and report - maybe something will come to light that indicates a plan worth following. I'd also think about using a fungicide on the roots if they are in bad shape, and think seriously about repotting into a very airy and fast-draining soil that allows plenty of air exchange in the root zone. A good share of the time, isolating a cause involves eliminating everything on the list of possibilities until you come down to the factor you can't eliminate. Al...See More- 2 years ago
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