darn sagging breast

That wouldn't happen to me. I'm not that far gone, but my kidney would be in jeopardy. lol

Men just love that joke! LOL... It would be funny if it weren't so true.

LOL!

I can almost feel her pain.

No, I don't love this joke,,,I love the one about the 35year old blonde who went to the doctor to get a face lift.

The doctor says we can do that with no problem, but we have a new experimental surgery where we install a small knob on the top of your head. It will be covered by your hair so nobody will ever know its there, but in future instead of having repeated surgery you will be able to just give that knob a couple turns to tighten things up again.

She thought that was a great idea so she agreed to let them install the knob.

30 years later she went back to the doctor and says, "that knob worked great so far, but now I have a couple small problems again. For one thing, I am now seeing some bags under my eyes again."

Doctor says, "Lady, are you kidding me, those are not bags, You have been messing with that knob so much thats your boobs!"

She looks at the doctor and says,,"OH, I guess we won't discuss the goatee"

LOL.

I thought that she was going to end up a hippy, who'd got busted.

Trust blondes to link up with some old goat!

o j

MEN!! (shaking my head, and rolling eyes)

Yup, men, you gotta love them in spite of.....
Sometimes their minds ARE on other things.

A guy had been stranded on a deserted island for a long time.
All of a sudden a beautiful statuesque woman, wearing a wet suit with a lot of zipper pockets, walks out of the ocean.
She says seductively , "you have been here all alone for a long time, is there anything I can do for you?"
"I would love a nice cold martini with a lemon twist" he says.
The woman opens one of the zippered pockets, takes out a martini shaker, ice, a bottle of gin and one of vermouth. Proceeds to mix up the drink, takes a martini glass out of another pocket, pours in the cold martini, puts in a twist and hands it to the man.
" now, what else can I do?" she purrs
"You know.....a nicely tight rolled cigar would go excellent with this drink."
She opens another pocket, pulls out a large cigar, nips the end off and lights it then hands it to the man.
Giving him her best sexy look, she says "Anything else?"
Sitting with his back against a palm tree, martini in one hand and the cigar in the other, he says, "No, this is about as good as it gets."
She can't understand why her seductive powers aren't working, "Don't you want to play a round?"

The man looks at her is astonishment. "Hey, don't tell me you got a golf course in that suit?!!"

There were two young couples that lived next door to each other and both couples having been married about 4 years, they were all starting to feel a little bored with their relationships. One night while having a BBQ in the yard they began discussing the idea of swapping. They discussed that idea a couple more times and by Friday night they all decided they might like to try it to see if it would spice up their lives a bit, so Saturday night they swapped partners.

After about three hours of mad passionate love making the woman sits up on the side of the bed, lights a cigarette and turns to her partner and says..."I wonder how the guys are doing?"

One thing for sure - the critters around here sure have character!

(Or ... should that verb be a variation of to "be"?).

o j

Thread killer - again!

o j