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Comments (12)Well, I can tell you what happens when you tumble dry a marmalade Persian for 15 minutes on permanent press... Thanksgiving eve a few years back, I took half a day off from work to make the trek home to PA for the feast. Was running around like a headless chicken trying to get the last of the laundry dried, suitcases packed and into the car, gathering up all the contributions to the feast, taking care of the DS and all those things that people do while their DH's (now XDH) take a shower. I couldn't find one of my running shoes and offered DS $5 if he found it. Maggie, the autistic dog, had a fondness for my shoes and I swore she hid it. We're searching and searching when I hear a thud...thud...thud...coming from the dryer. How in the heck did that little dog get the shoe in the dryer? I opened the door and there lay Sam, my marmalade Persion, looking like Bill the Cat from the old Bloom County comic strip! Even meowed like him...I'll never forget it. Blood coming from his mouth, eyes bugged out, he just laid there. I screamed, afraid to touch him because I just KNEW he was busted to pieces. So, I ran to the bathroom for the DH, screamed at him that Sam had been in the dryer for the past 15 minutes. Took him a second to realize what I was saying in my hysteria, he bolts nekked as a jaybird, shampoo in his hair, dripping water the whole way to the laundry room. Sam was still laying there looking like Bill. DH reached for him and I reached for the phone. I still had the vet on speed dial from when I had Casper the $5 million kitty. I get the receptionist on the phone and hysterically tell her that Sam had been in the dryer for the past 15 minutes. She told me to bring him right in, they'd be waiting. DH had wrapped Sam in an old towel, handed him to me, threw on some clothes and we were out the door and on the way to the vet within 5 minutes. We reached the vet in record time and they were waiting for us. My vet never shows any emotion, I use to think he was void of emotion, until now. The tech had taken Sam's temp, the doc walked in, looked at it, and immediately started to bark orders. Poor Sam's temp was 108 after riding in the car for 10 minutes in the cold November air. Vet started him on IV fluids, gave him a shot to help bring his temp down, gave him another shot to help keep his kidney from shutting down, and whisked him away. Then he looked at me and I thought the lecture was sure to follow. Instead, he put his arm around me and said "don't berate yourself, this happens all the time, he should be ok". Whew! Then he laughed and said "Poor guy just used up one of those 9 lives! You must have a padded dryer to not have heard him after two spins!" Well, what can I say? I hate doing laundry so I turn on the dryer and let it go. I don't hang around any longer than I have to! Five days later, we were handed a bald cat (they shaved him completely) and a bill for over $400. When his hair started to grow back, the hair on one ear that had been scraped and bleeding came in pure white. Since then, he's not only jumped in the dryer twice (I caught the sneaky devil tho!), he also jumped in the washer while it was filling and jumped in the dishwasher after DS emptied it. Some cats just never learn... Running a "Home for Wayward Cats" as I am these days, I've had a kitten crawl under the dishwasher and get one of the wires wrapped around her paw, one crawl in the freezer, another in the ice box, and I've had to wire tie my cupboards together to keep them out of the pots and pans, plastic ware and anything else in the lower cupboards. I had to move all the glass canning jars off the shelf where I keep them and swap them with all the canned goods in the pantry. I had one kitten who liked to tear the wallpaper off the wall, another one who liked to push the buttons on the answering machine, and another who was fascinated with turning on the kitchen sink faucet. I celebrated when I found homes for the last kitten...until I ended up with another pregnant stray who delivered two solid black kittens this past May. These two enjoy shredding the kitchen chair cushions and playing hide-n-seek with the throw carpets. Anyone want a kitten?...See MoreMarseille Fig Problem
Comments (1)Lisa, i grow mine in pots and here in summer i give 1/4 to 1/3 strength miracle grow fertilzer. I need to go fishing more to make fertilzer with that as well would be nice. My trees tun colors and drop in fall only when they use up the figs and it start to get cold out.When was last time you root prune yours if its been a past years years and your growing in pot then it should be time. My grandparents always grew inground and bury in chicago area, i paid a little attention but was always eating the fruits and catching butterfly's and spiders. Martin...See MoreMarseille Fig Acting Funny
Comments (7)Thank you Martin - nice pics! My tree is in a very large pot, but it's also a good 5 feet tall and it's a tree form, with a single trunk. I can just imagine the mass of roots that's in that pot! So if I prune the roots, do I also need to cut back the top to make up for the missing roots? I can't help but think it would be so shocking to the plant to cut back the roots AND cut back the branches, but as fignut pointed out it's going to be a lot of work to support all those leaves with a good chunk of your roots gone! I just want to make sure that cutting back the branches - which will in effect cut off all the leaves - won't kill the tree. It will sprout new growth again even tho it's already leafed out now? I don't care if I don't get any figs this year - my main goal is to have a healthy tree I can care for for many years. Thank you all for sharing your knowledge with me! Lisa...See MoreMarseilles Yellow Report
Comments (9)Paully, From your postings....sounds like you had a pretty good season despite the cool summer and your short season. My hats off to you. I'm sure I would not have done as well in your climate. Regarding pictures.......I do not plan on posting pictures on this forum. Gene, I have both the White and the Yellow Marseilles strains in my collection. The White did not fruit for me this year; so, I do not know if it has the same fruiting characteristics as the Yellow. I have heard that that some Marseilles strains are more rain tolerant than others......some have open eyes. The one I reported on is rain tolerant and I believe you will like its sweet/nutty taste. It will fruit for you long after most Celeste strains have gone dormant in our area. I will be propagating cuttings from my tree in January. If you want one, I will give you a rooted one in the spring.... in addition to the Smith that I already promised. FYI...I picked up another Smith the other day that an old guy had in 5 gallon pot. It was a neglected tree with very little soil in the pot....many roots were exposed and the tree was nearly dormant with a few leaves and some green figs. This morning I ate two of those figs. They were STRIPPED blue/grey in color.....sort of like a Grise or a Tiger cultivar. The eyes were closed, the figs were excellent....very sweet and rich tasting.....but, the pulp was amber colored and not red. The old man told me he got his tree from Thomas Becnel......who is the original source of this cultivar. I'm not sure why these figs are so different that the ones from the tree I have in the ground.....more fun studying this one too next year. Dan...See More- 4 years ago
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