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Have you ever been Saged?
Comments (5)Yes! I've been saged. And it comes with a long story. Forgive me as I ramble. When Brian and I moved in to our first apartment together in San Francisco, we got the place through a word-of-mouth deal. I could write pages about this funky piece of real estate. There were 10 apartments in all, 4 in the 1875 Victorian in the back and 6 in the slightly newer (1903) but entirely different style apartment building in the front. Both these buildings stood through the 1906 earthquake. The two structures created a very eccentric central courtyard where everyone gathered and socialized. In order to get admitted to this dysfunctional family of Waller World dwellers, you had to know someone and be thoroughly vetted. Well we knew Brian's friend, Ellen. The people who lived in the apartment before us were there by Ellen's recommendation. Well, they eventually pulled some mighty rotten tricks on a couple of tenants and became universally loathed as a result. They were banished from the kingdom but did not go quietly. They left this apartment in absolute shambles. Trying to find an apartment in San Francisco during that time was difficult. Vacancy rates were running around 2%. Brian and I had recently bought an English bulldog puppy. Boo was staying with me in my 3rd floor walk-up. Did you know that even as puppies bulldogs are heavy? We were getting desperate when Ellen told us that this apartment was available. Ellen's word wasn't particularly golden at the moment so we were suspect from the start. We were introduced to the ring leaders of this circus and sized up from every angle before we were even allowed to see the place. When we were permitted in, our jaws dropped. The place was uninhabitable. And here we were, being scrutinized to see if we passed muster to live in that mess. We left in shock. But the more we thought about it, the more we knew we belonged there. There were beautiful architectural bones. We knew we could make it beautiful if we were given carte blanche. So we broke out our secret weapon. We went back that afternoon with Boo. Jane, the manager, took one look at that puppy face and we were in. On one condition: we sage the place from top to bottom. I didn't put much stock in it at the time, but we said sure. We never anticipated the elaborate ceremony that was to come. Everyone who lived there turned out for it. First Jane led us all room by room with the sage. Then everyone but Brian and I were given big pots with spoons. We were given brooms. On Jane's go, two dozen people started from the front door banging their hearts out on their pots, while Brian and I followed ceremoniously sweeping behind them. Jane circled back through with a fresh batch of burning sage. When we all made it out the back door into the courtyard, there was a huge party waiting for all of us. I can tell you this. The gloom in that apartment lifted that night. Every bit of negative energy I had been feeling there was gone. We lived there with much happiness for nearly 10 years. That sage is some good stuff. Steven...See MoreHave you ever been insulted about reading?
Comments (54)When I was in my 20's, single and working in an office, a co-worker picked up the book (Oscar Lewis' La Vida)I was currently reading, looked at the price, and asked in a loud voice "You paid $-- for THAT?) She had announced earlier that she and her husband had just purchased an expensive new car with all the bells and whistles. Differenct strokes. . . When my boys were young I would read aloud to them during dinner. Great for the diet! I would stop in the middle of a exciting passage, and leave the book on the table while I cleaned up the kitchen. It was fun to see which boy got to the book first to take up to his room and finish that chapter. I've never worried that my boys, now 38 and 40, would not be readers. They're both still single and have very active lives, and I was pleased that on one weekend day each called me from the city they happened to be visiting, one to tell me he had met an author of a book we both loved, and the other to announce he had found an old book I had been looking for. Reading aloud has so many benefits. Years ago my late brother, who was 15 years older than I enjoyed reading each other passages from Robert Paul Smith's Where Did You Go? Out. What Did You Do? Nothing. For those that may not remember this lovely little book there are passages about how a child spends his idle time, including the wonders of the empty lot nextdoor. This book sparked conversations about how my brother and I each looked at our childhood experiences from different angles, and without a doubt, brought us much closer together. I certainly will treasure those times. I see I've strayed from the original topic of being insulted about reading, to more speaking in defense of reading. Sorry about that, but I guess defense of an action naturally comes after an insult....See MoreHave you ever been given the wrong medicine?
Comments (42)Oakley, sorry you're going thru this. As bad as it is, it could have been a lot worse :( Yes, I've been given the wrong medication but even worse, the wrong medication was given to my daughter when she was just a child. But, being the proactive type, I always check meds before taking them. Before the Internet and Google, I used a PDR to reference drugs. It was the same pharmacist both times. I tore into him when he gave my daughter the wrong medication and complained to the store management. This guy seemed to be on too many drugs himself! Found out later there were many complaints against him and soon after he was fired. Being in the hospital is so darn dangerous anymore (well has been for many many years). Superbugs, overworked staff, staff on drugs, under educated staff...you can't leave a loved one in the hospital by themselves. Someone needs to be their advocate. DH has been in the hospital exactly 2x. The first was for a crushed heel. The care (or lack of) and staff was so atrocious I spent most of my time in the administrator's office :o I later filed a complaint with the state board of health and after reviewing my complaints and finding them valid, they zeroed out his bill. The 2nd time was for a double bypass. EXCELLENT care this time around in a much better hospital (Louis and Peaches Heart Hospital in Tyler, TX). Everyone from the janitorial crew to the surgeon and his cutting edge bypass procedure and the sharp as a tack nurturing and caring nurses. You would have thought he was their only patient. I've been taking pro-biotics daily for a few years. There is no doubt in my mind they prevent all kinds of illnesses. A happy gut full of good bacteria is a good thing :) I have a friend that got C-diff in the hospital. Hers became so bad she needed the bowel transplant. My mother also contracted it in the hospital, I think during an oblation for A-fib. She didn't have the bowel transplant but it took her months to get over it....See MoreHave you ever been so tired that .....
Comments (22)Katlan, that's tired. I think the most tired I've ever been is coming off a long day on the ocean. I would stand in the shower and rock back and forth, shifting weight from one foot to the other as still on the boat. Too tired to finish what I'd gotten in there for and wanting only to be warm in bed ;0) Nothing clever with remotes though. Mine is one button in my car...garage door opens, I drive in, from there I step into my office with no key. I'm not sure I've ever unlocked a door to this house with a key and we've been here 7 years as of yesterday....See More
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