Did you know that dropping an ant into a glass of water will tell you its gender? If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, boy ant.

(No actual ants were harmed in the telling of this joke.)

A rope walks into a bar

Bartender says, “sorry we don’t serve ropes here.”

The rope leaves, messes up his hair and goes back in.

Bartender says, “hey aren’t you that rope that was just in here?”

“Nope, I’m a frayed knot.”

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