A rope walks into a bar Bartender says, “sorry we don’t serve ropes here.” The rope leaves, messes up his hair and goes back in. Bartender says, “hey aren’t you that rope that was just in here?” “Nope, I’m a frayed knot.”

Jeb--not so funny. I was at a Starbucks last week and was told they were out of Decaf. And then I was told no I could not have a regular either but could order and pay for an Americano.

Rusty

In ancient Rome there were four types of poison. Poisons I, II, and III were truly deadly. Poison IV just caused a really bad rash.