Some lawyers...I just don't know... ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ATTORNEY:What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral...

A rope walks into a bar Bartender says, “sorry we don’t serve ropes here.” The rope leaves, messes up his hair and goes back in. Bartender says, “hey aren’t you that rope that was just in here?” “Nope, I’m a frayed knot.”

Thanks for starting the thread Oly😀

^^^ - LOL!