A rope walks into a bar Bartender says, “sorry we don’t serve ropes here.” The rope leaves, messes up his hair and goes back in. Bartender says, “hey aren’t you that rope that was just in here?” “Nope, I’m a frayed knot.”

I wanted to start a new diet ... I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now.

@juneroses Z9a Cntrl Fl, when we had chickens and would save food scraps to supplement their feed, DH wouldn't let me include the chicken scraps (chickens are omnivores).

My husband asked me what was my favorite time of day. I said, six-thirty, hands down.