Look into my eyes ... my water bowl needs filling, I want to go for a walk, find my favorite toy, I need a snack, make it stop raining, make it cooler, let me out ...

I wish that when somebody unfriended me on Facebook they would notify me so I could "Like" it.

In surgery for a heart attack, a middle-aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside. “Will I die?” she asks. God says, “No. You have 30 more years to live.” With 30 years to look forward to, she decides to make the best of it. Since she’s in the hospital, she gets breast implants, liposuction, a tummy tuck, hair transplants, and collagen injections in her lips. She looks great! The day she’s discharged, she exits the hospital with a swagger, crosses the street, and is immediately hit by an ambulance and killed. Up in heaven, she sees God. “You said I had 30 more years to live,” she complains. “That’s true,” says God. “So what happened?” she asks. God shrugs. “I didn’t recognize you.”

I like that, ded. :) Glenda, yours is very depressing--I sure do miss my older friends who have passed. I find myself watching old sitcoms to keep my spirits up. Well, they're not up, but not quite as down as they were. Our weird, dark skies don't help.