I do SO appreciate these humor threads every day -- they bring sunshine to combat feelings of present gloom and make my day more pleasant. THANK YOU, everyone!!! =)

Male patient said, "Doctor, my girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the cond*m never broke. How is it possible?" The doctor replied, "Let me tell you a story. There once was a hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went. One day he took his umbrella instead of his gun when he went out. A lion suddenly jumped in front of him. In order to scare the lion, the hunter used the umbrella like a gun, shot the lion and it died!" Male patient said, "Nonsense! Someone else must have shot the lion. The doctor replied, "Good! You understood the story. Next patient, please."

I was today years old when I realised that the text size of little kids' books are large for our benefit not theirs.

Instead of ‘Only Fans’, I started a new paid website called 'Older Fans'. It's where people come to see what new injury I have and guess how I got it. tj