Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"

Apropos of Katlans post - it was November Friday 13th, 1998 when I was out for a run in the pouring rain and I stepped on a pine cone and went over on my ankle. Hyperextended my rotator cuff. broke the bottom of the tibia, and tore 3 ligaments in my ankle which led to 6 months of rehab and no running for 9 months. I'm staying home today.

“If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.” - Eubie Blake

Mistresss can be queens, even though they have no morals.