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Smile today - 9/9

Annie Deighnaugh
3 years ago

Wife suffers from kleptomania and is appearing before the judge.

Judge asks her what she stole. She replies, "A can of peaches".

The Judge asks, "How many peaches were in the can?"

She says, "Six".

Judge says, "I sentence you to six nights in jail."

Then her husband stands up and says, "She also stole a can of peas!"

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