Smiles for Today - 9/13
Annie Deighnaugh
5 years ago
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Comments (10)I wish that when somebody unfriended me on Facebook they would notify me so I could "Like" it....See MoreSmile today - Monday 9/9
Comments (16)Rusty.....lol lol Never noticed THAT before....NOW!!!!!...See MoreSmile Today - 9/13
Comments (24)In surgery for a heart attack, a middle-aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside. “Will I die?” she asks. God says, “No. You have 30 more years to live.” With 30 years to look forward to, she decides to make the best of it. Since she’s in the hospital, she gets breast implants, liposuction, a tummy tuck, hair transplants, and collagen injections in her lips. She looks great! The day she’s discharged, she exits the hospital with a swagger, crosses the street, and is immediately hit by an ambulance and killed. Up in heaven, she sees God. “You said I had 30 more years to live,” she complains. “That’s true,” says God. “So what happened?” she asks. God shrugs. “I didn’t recognize you.”...See MoreSmile today - 9/13
Comments (11)Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"...See More
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