He buzzes my head, then lands on the keyboard. He calls loudly when I am on the phone.

One of mine has decided that when I'm on the phone is the best time to scream for a treat. At first I would try to make him quiet. Now that everyone is working from home, I don't bother. :)

I have worked from home for years and there is someone in my house who will come into the "Command Center" to tell me there is a squirrel in the yard or the garbage truck came etc. Allrighty then.

No longer working but happy to report my kitty is isolating (for now).

This head butting is a relatively new thing. I am not in favor or it continuing. I ask what is necessary (in his world) and he won't give a direct answer! I am the only one in the house to get this treatment!

My male co-worker persists in wanting to sit on my lap when I'm in the bathroom, and my female co-worker yelled at me to feed her this morning, and then took a nap. Neither of them have done a damn thing all day. I try to give them a task, and then they decide to run and chase each other up and down the hall. Lazy co-workers. They need to be fired.

I'm retired but my daughter works from home. The daycare is currently closed so her coworker is her 15 month old son. Sometimes I go to her house and help. I can not distance myself from them. I would just be too sad and lonely.

No pets here, so hubby is my co-worker. I seems that every time he has a task to do, I find him taking a nap.

Mine gets jealous whenever I am on the phone and starts getting agitated. He seems to think he is the only one I should be talking to :-) Otherwise, I don't notice him being the slightest bit productive....he takes an awful lot of breaks followed by a long nap.

Heck of a way to run a business!!

I must admit we are not socially distancing ourselves.

matti, I know how serious the TP shortage is especially if one is low on TP, and I am very sorry, but your story made me laugh so hard at the absurdity of the situation that tears are streaming. Bad kitty...bad, bad! :-)

I don't work anymore, but my husband does. Now that our housemates are also his coworkers, they've expanded their roles. One coworker in particular has joined in on a couple of teleconferencing meetings. He has been very vocal about his position in the group. He has kept them well informed.

Myben hates when I am talking on the phone. She has disconnected several calls pawing at the phone.

SamKaren Your resident dj

I have 2 female coworkers. The younger - and newer coworker- is attempting to be of help, but I think mostly she’s just trying to look busy as she’s not properly trained yet. She has learned how to open my home office file drawers and then pulls unneeded papers from various folders… with her teeth. She often sits in front of my computer screen, surely to gain education, but it seems she’s just fascinated with the movement of the cursor. She often questions the elder coworker’s seniority, and this leads to mild arguments, and batting… I mean slapping, each other. I’d call HR but there is none here. They both insist I make their lunches (and yet do they so much as bring me a cup of coffee? No!). And then, after lunch, I find them just gazing out of the window, or napping – for hours. Unacceptable! The older coworker brings her work into my space and insists on making small messes with it. As others have mentioned, both females seem to think I need their company in the bathroom, and their lack of understanding personal space is unnerving. At times I think they are both on drugs, but I’ve yet to set up a catnip lab test. But truthfully, I’m grateful to have their help, and their company : ) Oh my, the younger just fell behind the printer…

That's absolutely hilarious!

I remember when I first met my male co-worker. He was quite athletic and liked to exhibit his jumping skills. He actually jumped on top of the frig! And then down behind it. We had to pull the frig out to free him.

My co-worker stares a lot while I try to interpret the meaning behind it. He keeps any loneliness at bay.