Oh yeah both of us! He swears one thing and I swear another and truth be told we are probably both wrong.

I was looking all over the house for my reading glasses yesterday. I finally found them. Pushed up on top of my head when I got up from the computer.

I thought that it was only me :-)

We're remodeling 2 bathrooms at once. Dh keeps getting them confused. He keeps trying to install things in one that belongs in the other. Today he announced he's cutting a hole in the wall next to the toilet to install the recessed toilet paper holder. I said, 'there's a bath tub next to that toilet, not a wall!" :0)

When I went to the gym last week, I was concerned that I hadn't locked my car doors and thought the car had been stolen when I looked for it later and it was gone. I was starting to panic and fortunately, before I reported my car stolen, I looked in the next aisle over and there was my vehicle, where it had been all along!

Uhh stacey_mb - Either I'm losing it or you forgot to finish your story.

Stacey, you made me smile! Thanks.

I locked my keys in the car at my mothers house,so I called the locksmith. Went out to meet and pay the guy. I went to go back in the house,and realized that i had locked myself out. (The key to her house is on a separate keyring than my regular keys. It was safely in my purse,on the counter of her locked house.) Luckily, she was home,and got quite the giggle out of it.

This is how I feel today... :D

My son had taken a short noon hour trip to the mall to make a purchase and upon returning to his car, he realized he had locked the car keys in. He called his sister for help. She arrived with the spare key, walked over to the car, reached through the open window, pulled the key out of the ignition switch and handed those to my son. He was embarrassed.

oh, jem -- she will NEVER let him live that down!!! =)

blfenton - long story short, I thought my car had been stolen from the parking lot, but I just had forgotten where I parked it, so had been searching for it in the wrong location!

I was actually going to delete my comment as it doesn't make sense anymore. When you originally posted, your comment stopped at mid-sentence saying something about "Before calling my DH..." and then it just stopped and your comment was posted. So it didn't make sense. Then I made my comment and then somehow your story finished with no mention of your DH, so now I'm really confused and I've really lost it! LOL

No similar episodes to report for either of us. Yet.

A friend of ours was telling us that when she went to get into her car, the battery was dead on the remote. So she took the bus home.

She and her husband went to get her car, and he took the fob from her and inserted the key into the lock. (Like ours, it's a key and fob in one)

Sorry I can't say the same about me, but at least y'all had a brain to start with!

I could swear up and down I bought my daughter one more gift for Christmas, but nope. Didn't. Tore my room apart looking. Not there. So now I have to go shopping tonight after work..... My husband doesn't recall buying one more gift. Then why did I think we were finished shopping with the exception of my son in law? I will probably find whatever it is I think I may or may not have bought in the New Year....

I was tired and stressed last week. Went to both Lowe's and HD after work (they are next to each other) trying to get a couple of gifts before meeting some friends for dinner. Went to my car and tried to unlock it (my car has one of those proximity keys, so you just have to touch the handle for it to unlock). Nothing happened. I tried again, using the key fob and pressing the button. Nothing. A guy a few cars over yelled, 'isn't new technology great?'. I yelled back, 'yeah, when it works'. He really was trying to be nice about it and so was I. About that time I heard a chirp from a couple of aisles over. Yep, I had been trying to open the wrong car, exactly like mine. Smacks forehead, and walks over embarrassed.

This week's police blotter included a young man who'd called for help after locking himself out of his car near the college campus. They got the car open and arrested him for the drug paraphernalia in plain sight inside the car.

I trust none of YOU have been 'smoking something'?

blfenton - you weren't "seeing things!" I did post a partial entry when I accidentally clicked submit before I was finished. Then I did an edit to complete it, which is why a different version appears now. Edited to say: I was even more brain-dead than usual while posting yesterday!

I have my share of those kinds of moments. I went to the veterinarians office to get Trifexis for Trickaloo and when I got there, could not recall why, so I didn't go in. I just backed out, went to WalMart, then remembered, so went back.

I had a room mate once that needed to borrow my house key so she could get another made as she had somehow bent the first one. When I got home, she had put the key under the door mat with a note taped to the door that said " Got a new key, yours is under the mat". We still laugh about that one.

My DH is currently working on his broken tablet computer. He removed it from the case while sitting at his desk. Now a few days later, he cannot find the case. It is black, about 8" x 10", so it doesn't just hide. We have searched high and low, can't find it. He's ordered a new one, which means the original will reappear within 24 hours of delivery.

Too many incidents to mention! (as if I could remember any of them)

I went to the basement family room this morning to get my Kindle off my exercise bike. My cat intervened to show me in the laundry room that her water bowl was empty. So I filled up the water bottle, scooped her litter box, filled up her food bowl and then stood there trying to remember why I came down there in the first place!

Fortunately as I left the laundry room I saw the bike which reminded me of the Kindle.