This problem is not just of recent vintage, but has been ongoing for some time. While I feel that it's more relevant over on "Money Saving Tips", there's so many more posters here, who have a great fund of knowledge, that I felt it preferable to share it here, trusting that you can come up with helpful responses.
I have some rather ancient underwear, standard briefs.
The elastic gets rather tired and inclined to expansion ... I was thinking to say that for one to say that one had almost to look from horizon to horizon would be stretching it somewhat, but that one did almost have to use peripheral vision to view the whole waistband at one time while folding after washing. Actually, the waistand is from 1/3 - 1/2 wider again than the waistband on new briefs.
So I've been thinking that wearing them is something of a problem, especially when moving quite a lot, going to town, etc. However, another issue has surfaced recently which makes this earlier one seem like more of a nuisance than a real problem: more on that later.
It was less so when wearing them in winter, in earlier years, for the waistband on the long johns kept them where they belonged ... but lately the elastic on the long johns has been listening to too much TV, I think, hearing the business mantra of "expansion, expansion", for that's what they've been doing, as well.
Sometimes it's not so bad when one is wearing pants, for they tend to hold the waistband where it belongs. But sometimes the briefs, like tots unwatched for about ten seconds, tend to slip away. Having the crotch held in place by the crotch of one's pants, but with the outer edges dragging down around the knees, is not exactly fun. There is a greater problem in such a circumstance, however ... if one is female and wearing a dress while downtown shopping, or whatever.
I've wondered about buying some new elastic at the fabric store and adding it to the offending smallish clothing ... and wondered whether to do it for most of the circle ... but that would cost a fair proportion of the price of the garment in the first place, or in several smaller spots, but that would lead to bunching, etc.
Most of them have the cloth intact, so it seems a shame to throw them out. One would think, what with the wearer being semi-sedentary, that holes would appear on both sides of the rear, below the ends of the pelvic bone ... but it doesn't seem to be that way, usually. Sometimes a hole develops in the centre of the back ... which is surprising, as that part seldom touches the body ... and even when I suffer a very rare bout of diarrhea, I almost always make the bathroom in time ... hardly ever have to deal with jet propulsion!
I've wondered about getting suspenders ... but most of them are heavy ones, intended to hold pants in their place ... haven't seen any that appear to be for underwear.
I usually wear coveralls when working in the garden, which have no belt around the waist ... so they pretty well let the briefs do their own thing ... or go their own way, so to speak ... which makes the active work that one does in a garden something of a pain in the butt, I was about to say. But I've hardly ever suffered real pain, and those who have would assure you that this experence may be a nuisance, but just that ... not at all akin to real pain.
I tied some rags together and use them as a belt to hold the briefs in place, and this seems to work reasonably well, as they only slip their leash to go their own way occasionally. While driving the other day, however, I found that one of the knots in the rags was located in the middle of my back ... which was somewhat uncomfortable!
Recently I've been wondering about getting a piece of elastic and using it as a belt, with just a bit of stretch, which should hold the briefs quite effectively, and could be transferred from one to the other of the half dozen or so that I have in that category.
Hwever, I've been wondering what to use as a fastener, which would be durable, easy to use, and not so bulky as to be uncomfortable. I felt that trying to use a button would be rather difficult.
Anyway, I'm wondering just what great ideas which you skillful people on the KT can come up with.
Now to the issue that turned what I perceived to be a problem initially into just a nuisance, for a real problem has surfaced.
The coveralls that I wear in the garden are quite old - holes in the fabric at the bottom of the pockets, at the knee, etc. I have pinned a piece of cloth over one knee, as I dislike getting dirt inside the pants when kneeling to plant, weed, pick beans, tomatoes, etc.
The zipper is getting old and rather loose ... I've been finding in the last few days that the two sides tend to part company from time to time, becoming more frequent.
Which has, as you can understand, turned the earlier so-called "problem" relative to the slippery briefs ... into merely a "nuisance" ... now that a real problem has surfaced, you might say!
Good wishes for a happy summer weekend, everyone.
ole frugal joyful
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