I second Ivoire. It is a warm cream that tends to yellow, but not too much. I have Blonde in my dining room and I'm crazy not about it. It doesn't tend to show green in my house. It tends more to orange because that room gets a lot of sun. Whole Wheat probably would have been a better choice for that bright room. But the Ivoire on the same strip as Blonde is not like Blonde at all, IMO. I have Ivoire in my living room which has an eastern exposure and a porch overhang. It really warms up a dark space. I have Bel. Buff as well in a bedroom and it's very nice, but more neutral beige than Ivoire is.

Zebra cactus is just common name, the plant is Haworthia. Next, the skinny & tall one looks like a Crassula ovata (jade plant). It is very tall & skinny because it doesn't get enough light. It should be strong enough to self-support. Can you arrange for more light? Week growth will not revert, but if you prune it and keep in more light, it should start thickening. Jade (at least IMO) look best with thick trunk. Next one may be Sempervivum - but photo is too small for me to be sure, and it could be different plant. Perhaps you can post sharper close-up? It is potted too low/deep in the pot IMO. Last one is a cactus, but someone else has to ID it (I have only 3 or so...). The flower is 'fake' since it is glued to the top and yes, they use hot glue gun to do it... It is a bloom of strawflower/everlasting (Helichrysum bracteatum), they last forever. All of the succulents would benefit from being potted in well draining mix. If nothing else, get a bag of perlite, sift it to get rid of dust & smallest particles (kitchen sieve work well; do not breathe dust). Mix perlite with soil minimum 50/50, or even more perlite. You could use pumice instead if you can get it. Adding grit helps a lot too. (I grow succulents in a mix of grit, perlite and some turface).

Here is how I would expect a pro to spray paint kitchen cabinets. An amateur job should follow the same path. A brush painted job would differ slightly in that you wouldn't hang the doors to paint. You'd place them on a work table or easel instead. It's time intensive work, and should take 7-14 days for a Pro to accomplish completely and cost between 8--10K depending on kitchen size and amount of detail in cabinets. Remove doors and drawer fronts. Remove hinges and hardware. Clean with Spic and Span Rinse and let dry. Scrape any loose finish. Fill any damaged spots or hardware holes that won't be reused. Sand fill smooth. Scuff sand the rest. Tack off dust. Hang in dust free paint booth with wires through hardware points to spray both sides. Or lay on a spinner, and do one side at a time. Tack off dust again. Spray with shellac based primer. Scuff sand again. Tack off dust. Spray with second coat of primer. Spray with first finish coat of a polyurethane enamel (DIY) Or conversion varnish, (Pro product) . NOT house paint. Never house paint. Spray with second coat. If glazing is to occur, that is next. Spray with clear over glaze that is compatible with base coat and glaze. Add more molding or decorative details to boxes, filling nail holes and sanding smooth. Repeat prep process with face frames and exposed cabinet sides using plastic to create a spray booth on site. If interiors are to be done, they are done before face frames and sides. Interiors are difficult, and add both time and expense to the job. Most interiors are laminate and don't accept paint well. Allow everything to fully cure. That's 7-14 days. Clean hinges and hardware and clear coat if you're keeping the old hardware. Install new (or old) hinges and hardware. Re-install doors and drawers and adjust for proper clearances. If you are receiving or doing a job without this amount of effort, then you are not getting a quality job. You are getting a poor quality job that will not last. Anyone who paints cabinets with the doors on should be fired immediately. If they paint the hardware too, go straight to smacking them also, and saving the world from such complete ineptness.

I know sage is trending, and that's a concern for me. Remember the remorseful barf green of the 70's, colonial blue of the 80's, and mauve of the 90's? I would suggest white with a touch of warmth. I feel tan, beige, and gray clash with the cherry cabinets. Could you consider painting the cabinets white? Then a softer beige on the walls (like BM Nature's Essentials)? It would brighten up you space, in my opinion.