I used to have 'Stupidity should be painful'. Best one every IMHO.

Now I have "I may be old but I got to see all the cool bands" gets a big chuckle from passersby in parking lots.

'What if the hokey pokey *is* what it's all about?'

That's one of my favorites too! Can't think of any others at the moment. (at least not any that wouldn't offend anyone)

Not to be political, but DH used to have a "Charlton Heston is my President" bumper sticker on his truck. Someone ripped it off when he was at the YMCA working out. :( This was back when Clinton was President, and Heston was NRA President.

The hokey pokey one is a favorite of mine as well.

"Where are we going, and what am I doing in this handbasket!"

"My rugby player can beat up your honor student"

DD and I saw one the other day,

OPN WDR

What do you think? Dentist or Gynecologist? haha

Hope I don't offend anyone, but a young guy got out of a sportscar ahead of me at a gas station; his license plate read: "18 inches".

"Driver Carries No Cash....He's Married"

Oldie: My Karma ran over my Dogma

Personal Favorite: My kids drive me crazy. I drive them everywhere else.

Dirty: If you're gonna ride my a-s, at least pull my hair.

Debated about the last one, hope it didn't offend. When I first saw it, it made me laugh so hard. Not because it was the funniest ever, but because it was on the back of a big ole' Caddy driven by and elderly lady.

Some great ones here :)

We always like "Dog is my co-pilot", esp, here in this canine-crazed city.

Also love one (again please excuse political bent--it's so clever) we saw back in 2003, at the start of the invasion -- from far away it looked like a "freedom isn't free" sticker, with a big eagle, but it said "fascism isn't free(dom)"...so prescient--esp. now that we've gotten the bill.

Elderly neighbor (former university professor) had a great one on his Jeep. When he moved to a retirement home his wife removed it.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall ... he was pushed.

I often see this one on my morning commute and it is on an early 90's Corolla. I can't remember the exact first words before hybrid, but it is similar in meaning.

"Screw your Hybrid, my car is Recycled"

jennava, if it were a gynecologist it would say SLD DWN

A little background: Back home in the country, just about everyone has a pickup out of necessity. And there is the perpetual Chevy vs Ford debate among die hards and old-timers. With that said, & no offense meant to anyone, got a kick out of this one on the back of an old guy's Chevy:

"On a quiet night, you can hear a Ford rust."

Honk if you love Jesus! I'm kidding I'm kidding. I think God deserves more than a stupid bumper sticker.

"My dog is smarter than your honor roll student"

My favorite political one, on the car of Kerry supporter way back when:
Why not the long face?

On my neighbor's car: "You don't have to believe everything you think."

When everyone was slapping magnetic ribbons on their cars a few years ago, my favorite was one that said, "Support meaningless jingoistic cliches."

good one Flyleft!

I have a single bumper sticker. Bought it during the previous administration, but it's pretty much always apropos.

If you aren't completely appalled you haven't been paying attention.

I saw the "Driver Carries No Cash, He's Married" one the other day. Hilarious.

I saw this one recently:

SARAH PALIN
Dick Cheney in Lipstick

I'm not grouchy, you're just and a$$h*le

"Save the Earth....It's the only planet with chocolate"

When everyone was slapping magnetic ribbons on their cars a few years ago, my favorite was one that said, "Support meaningless jingoistic cliches.

I had a yellow magnetic ribbon when everyone was ribbon-happy that said, "I bought this at Wal-Mart. It was made in China." ;-D

Great sayings! Love the Humpty Dumpty conspiracy theory.

My fave is the one that looks like that ubiquitous fish symbol, only this one has legs and can crawl out of the water. Gives me hope up every time I see one.

L.

"BUMPER STICKER"

I photographed my favorite

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OMG, I've been laughing so hard at all these great bumper stickers, I've gotten my dog all freaked out! Thanks for such a wonderful thread, Golddust!
DD's favorite, which she's been bugging the heck out of me lately to buy for her:
"Silly boys, trucks are for Girls!"
. . . despite the fact that we don't currently own a truck. It's her dream "car", though ;^D

The only bumper sticker I've ever had is the one on my car now. It's not funny (although I LOVE funny ones), but it's really special for me:
"Army Mom . . . I raised an American hero"
Lynn

And we truly are grateful to you and your son Lynn.
One of my favs but an oldie- I almost ran off the road when I saw it. P.eople E.ating T.asty A.nimals.
There are a lot of funny political ones that make me laugh but I will not mention any here.

ubiquitous fish symbol, only this one has legs

That's called a Darwin fish.

Here is a link that might be useful: Parodies of the ichthys symbol

I am so ready to create my own if it doesn't already exist. I've had it with drivers on cells not paying attention.

Get off the frickin' phone and pay attention!

Natal: You need this one

Honk if you love Jesus
Text if you want to meet Him!

natal, i'm with you on the bumper sticker on texting and phone! Good one, texanjana!

THINK. IT'S NOT ILLEGAL YET.

It's on the back of my car.

Personal favs: 1) My kid beat up your honor roll student.
2)I don't care about your stick figure family.

Driving apparently makes me cranky.

I saw one that struck my funny bone years ago

"God was my copilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him"

And I always love

"Visualize Whirled Peas"

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Now that's a stick figure family that I can get "behind"!

Auntjen- someone in my neighborhood has that! I was telling my husband about it. Actually, I have plain stick figures, dad, mom, girl, boy, dog, cat. I want to put the cat in the dog's mouth. I thought that would be a good take on that stuff.

Rucnmom- very funny!

I saw the pulling hair one the other day and although I thought it was funny it was very awkward watching my kids reading it. Ewwww.

I know this was on a shirt but I will share anyway. A girl snowboarding had a black shirt with hot pink writing. It said "Got Boobs? then get a mammogram". I approached the 20 something and told her I appreciated her at least wearing a Boob shirt that was worthwhile and not stupid like so many wear. I told her I just finished treatment and boarded away. She stood there in disbelief and smiled really big.

OH MY!
Some great ones here!
(I DO like the "pull my hair" one...yes...kinda dirty!, Faron says with a "dissaproving" wink!)

I know you'll be "shocked", but there are some "Uffda" stickers up here!
One guy in a big SUV has "UFFDA" on his ND license plate...no, it's not me...rats!

I kinda like the Calvin & Hobbes stickers. Usually, Calvin is peeing on "brands", etc., that the owner doesn't like! Mine would be GM/Calvin peeing on Fords....hee-hee!

Faron

Faron, I ALMOST posted a comment that I thought you might find the hair pulling thing funny!

When we got our Ram1500 we saw all those stickers saying things about the Ram and the Ford power stroke. I won't go into detail but I am sure you know what I am talking about.

We see some jeeps with "chicks dig body damage" on them. They are usually on really beat up jeeps.