I've seen turkey butter before, it's cute! You won't be allowed to forget it again, Monica! Our turkey day was downright weird. We were invited to Woody's hunting buddy's house, I have never met his wife before so I was feeling a little weird about that, to start. Then he told us he didn't know what time to plan to eat because she has "no concept of time". Great. Plan was to go over at 3, eat around 5, hopefully. He called at 2:30, changed our arrival time to 4:30. So we showed up at 4:30, with a nice dessert and big bottle of white wine. No wife. She had headed for her room when we got there and she never came out. At all. I still have not met her. Dinner was odd, but OK, considering there was NO stuffing, no potatoes, no sweet potatoes, and the veggie was canned green beans, cold. Our poor host was very embarrassed by his wife, blames it on her meds. What a goofy evening.

......... dance. Sing. Iron. I make it look worse than before. Do directions. It's amazing I can make it off our street. Bake well. Fry things. Learn other languages. Do math. Work the DVD, Netflix, etc. I can't watch movies unless DH or DD are home. Paint walls/trim. I mean, I can, but it's best that I don't. I get impatient and sloppy. Clean windows well. Ditto ovens. Use a flat iron on my hair. I end up looking like the Cynthia doll on Rugrats. Listen to country music. I'd rather stab my ears with ice picks. Use a drill well. I'm dangerous with it. Stay back. Find good deals--coupons, credit card rewards, miles, etc. I just can't figure it all out. I know people who are all, "I earned a free trip! I got $120 worth of groceries down to $11!" TEACH ME YOUR WAYS. Pronounce certain words. Apocalypse, abominable, and so on. I get the letters mixed up, much to the amusement of family and friends .... and dashed any hopes of public speaking. Have more confidence in myself. I'm hard on me.

Forgot there's something else I wanted to say. I bought one of those Blueberry plants from Wal-Mart that was really just a tube of dirt I( bought. The twig was only about 3" long. But it had three long roots. In fact I bought two of them that turned out that way. Since the roots were so long I put it into a 2gal insert and a month later a little light green shoot shows up. The other is still not showing. As always look at how many weeds are starting.

Many great books here. The Susan Irvine books are fantastic!