... and if he tries to download, offload the blame to autocorrect ... she'll likely claim that that sounds moo-re like a lot of bull! o j

@Annie Deighnaugh, I've lost the ability to Like the Originating Post, but I liked your hicupping spider.

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The Engineer said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years say, a red Corvette?" The Engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?" And the interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it."

I don’t need to play hard to get, I am already hard to want.