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I was at my doctor's the other day for my yearly physical. Among other things, she asked me what kind of exercise I was doing. I told her "Diddly squats".

So funny as we grew up with pizza.... actually "Apizza" (abheetz). We were catholic and had meatless fridays...pizza was us kids' favorite meatless meal! And when we had it, we had it plain with just grated cheese. The other popular choice was with scamorza (scamotz). Never mozzarella. I guess it was part and parcel of living not that far from NYC and New Haven.

A man was walking along a mountain road and saw another man lying with his ear to the ground. As he approached the other man, he heard him talking. "Chevy pickup truck. Large tires. Green. Man driving with large German Shepherd in passenger seat. Loaded with firewood. California license plate 1PDR34." The observer was astounded. "You mean you can discern all that from listening with your ear to the ground?" he asked. "Ear to ground nuthin' " the man replied. That truck just ran over me."