What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing his own incision?

"Suture self."

^^^^^that is hilarious^^^^^

A sign in a store

LynnNM - there is a local business in Chatham called Marion's Pie Shop. They have a sign outside of their door that says "Misbehaved children will be baked into pies" LOL

Seagrass! I looove Marion’s Pie Shop. wish i could get back to Chatham some day.

dedtired - my primary care physician used to be in Chatham near Marion's Pie Shop and I always made sure to stop in there when I went for an appointment. But she has since moved to Fontaine Medical Center just off of Rte. 6 in Harwich, and it's a lot closer to me. I haven't been to Marion's since the beginning of the pandemic... I miss it!!

Well, if i ever get back, we’ll meet up, sit on the porch and eat pie.

Something short of an assinine comment, I hope, katlan, but I don't see a report of how many of those women possessed one/some of the 4-legged kind.

o j