Can't recall where I found this - hope it wasn't here...

I'm not the biggest fan of zoos, but this is one thing they can do; they help extend dying species via birth and drawing attention to conservation efforts. And it happens to have been born in Tennessee. A solid, spotless giraffe was born! We're in the midst of naming it. https://www.tennessean.com/story/news/nation/2023/08/21/reticulated-giraffe-without-spots-born-tennessee-zoo/70645506007/?fbclid=IwAR0CN_p3n0iUFk9VnCf2GduGfV9RVxEu6_YdJw1dJAB_6KeqM_kVqI1UetU Here are the choices: Kipekee, which means "unique" Firyali, which means "unusual or extraordinary" Shakiri, which means "she is most beautiful" Jamella, which means "one of great beauty"

I was at my doctor's the other day for my yearly physical. Among other things, she asked me what kind of exercise I was doing. I told her "Diddly squats".

A man was walking along a mountain road and saw another man lying with his ear to the ground. As he approached the other man, he heard him talking. "Chevy pickup truck. Large tires. Green. Man driving with large German Shepherd in passenger seat. Loaded with firewood. California license plate 1PDR34." The observer was astounded. "You mean you can discern all that from listening with your ear to the ground?" he asked. "Ear to ground nuthin' " the man replied. That truck just ran over me."