Had to add this even though it doesnt fit the theme. its just too true.

Annie ~ that made me laugh, wryly. PSA: folk also ought to know (for the actual country of Mexico) to not eat the lettuces in a salad there -- they are grown with the local water, of course. Ask me how I know... (honeymoon memory of dubious fondness from 1968).

What do you call a lawyer who can cook? . . . . . A sue chef!

A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.