So there were these scientists studying a frog. They decided to teach the frog to jump on command. 'jump frog' they would say. He did. Then the team decided to expand the test. 'jump frog' they said. He jumped 16 feet! They removed one of his legs. 'jump frog' they said. He jumped 12 feet! A second leg was removed. 'jump frog'; he jumped 8 feet. A third leg removed. 'jump frog'. He jumped four feet. They removed his last leg. 'jump frog'. Nothing. 'jump frog' they commanded. Still nothing. Last chance. 'jump frog'. He doesn't move. Their conclusion? 'Frogs without legs can't hear.' science speaks [until you remove their legs?]

Every day there is something to do and I am getting tired of it.

Did a little self-di­agnosing on Web­MD and turns out I've been dead since 2006.

Hope yer long dog can sneak up on them wabbits, Rusty, and catch 'em on the sly, for once they become aware of him, and start moving, he ain't got a hope of catchin' 'em! Handicapped not only by much shorter legs, but each produces a lot less distance travelled by each push on the ground. ole joyful