Humpty Dumpty had a great fall....

...after a mediocre summer.

Attractive nurses of mine never, ever got an accurate blood pressure reading.

Bad place for a wasp nest.

Rusty

Just saw this on Facebook. And HAVE to share it, I'm still laughing out loud!

At the end of their first date, a young man takes his favourite girl home. Emboldened by the night, he decides to try for that important first kiss.

With an air of confidence, he leans his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, "Darling, how 'bout a goodnight kiss?"

Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"

"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"

"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"

"Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"

"No way. It's just too risky!"

"Oh please, please, I like you so much!!"

"No, no, and no. I like you too, but I just can't!"

"Oh yes, you can. Please?"

"NO, no. I just can't."

"Pleeeeease?..."

Out of the blue, the porch light goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled. In a sleepy voice, the sister says: "Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he'll come down himself and do it. But for crying out loud tell him to take his hand off the intercom button!”

Rusty