Long, long ago, an old Indian chief was about to die, so he called for Fighting Bear and Falling Rocks, the two bravest warriors in his tribe. The chief instructed each to go out and seek deer skins. About a month later, Fighting Bear came back with two hundred pelts. But Falling Rocks never returned. Even today, as you drive through the country, you see signs that say, "Watch for Falling Rocks".

These were so funny today! Thank you for sharing.

Just saw this on Facebook. And HAVE to share it, I'm still laughing out loud! At the end of their first date, a young man takes his favourite girl home. Emboldened by the night, he decides to try for that important first kiss. With an air of confidence, he leans his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, "Darling, how 'bout a goodnight kiss?" Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!" "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?" "Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!" "No way. It's just too risky!" "Oh please, please, I like you so much!!" "No, no, and no. I like you too, but I just can't!" "Oh yes, you can. Please?" "NO, no. I just can't." "Pleeeeease?..." Out of the blue, the porch light goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled. In a sleepy voice, the sister says: "Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he'll come down himself and do it. But for crying out loud tell him to take his hand off the intercom button!” Rusty

Yikes!!