“Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite.
And furthermore always carry a small snake.”

- W. C. Fields

Heck with it!

Susanwv

Pappy sees Little Johnny walking with a lantern and asks, "Where ya going boy?"
The Johnny smiled and replied, "I'm a-going courting Peggy-Sue."
The Father said, "When I went a-courtin', I didn't need me no dang lantern."
"Sure Pa, I know," Johnny said, "and look what you got!"

Rusty

Fun, I burst out laughing at yours!

*wipes up the milk from jaz's nose*