That little canine must have been dog-tired, don't ya figger, eld and erin? ole joyful

Blfenton, if I were student I’d have pointed out that there are no rings on Saturn, they are around Saturn. I was a picky kid. Someday I’ll tell you about Jupiter’s moons on a 5th grade test.

Pappy sees Little Johnny walking with a lantern and asks, "Where ya going boy?" The Johnny smiled and replied, "I'm a-going courting Peggy-Sue." The Father said, "When I went a-courtin', I didn't need me no dang lantern." "Sure Pa, I know," Johnny said, "and look what you got!"

Annie, I like your different ways to ”laugh”. Here’s another one: my brother has been living in Thailand for a few years. In Thai, the word for 5 is pronounced ”ha”. So, he and his fellow expats text ”555” for ”ha ha ha”, and of course now we do, too. It sure is faster!