2nd time rusted - hit him on the ass, or over the head, with a 2 x 4. (Piece of wood used in construction, usually several feet long, 4 inches wide and 2 inches thick, referred to as a 2 by 4). buccos ... call me "pig-headed" if you like, but took me a while, wondering what need his wife might have that would have required severing a toe. o j

Who would have thought that some folks might be smoking weed at a family gathering, and that the only illegal part would be the gathering itself.

I just saw some birds with red breasts sitting in the sun selling ice cream.... I think they were baskin' robins.

jim, you remind me of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle who so hated Sherlock Holmes that he killed him off...but then had to bring him back due to popular demand.