2nd time rusted - hit him on the ass, or over the head, with a 2 x 4. (Piece of wood used in construction, usually several feet long, 4 inches wide and 2 inches thick, referred to as a 2 by 4). buccos ... call me "pig-headed" if you like, but took me a while, wondering what need his wife might have that would have required severing a toe. o j

This one just cracks me up, so I have to do two today.

Hope yer long dog can sneak up on them wabbits, Rusty, and catch 'em on the sly, for once they become aware of him, and start moving, he ain't got a hope of catchin' 'em! Handicapped not only by much shorter legs, but each produces a lot less distance travelled by each push on the ground. ole joyful

My hobbies including eating and thinking about the next time I will be eating.