Smile today - 7/18/21
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Comments (19)A hint if you don't get it: A Roman centurion walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a martinus, please." The bartender looks at him, a bit confused, and asks, "don't you mean a martini?" The centurion responds with "hey, if i wanted more than one, I'd ask for more than one!"...See MoreSmile today - 3/18/21
Comments (22)hahaha....that was totally me when I got locked out of this site and had to create a new username....all of the cute or clever ones I tried were already taken and I was on my last nerve when I thought I finally had it and it returned the error code "please only use letters a to z".......See MoreSmile today - 5/18/21
Comments (13)Oh the ID card reminds me of an oldie...about an older woman who was being helped to fill out a medical form. When it the nurse asked, "Sex?", she responded, "Infrequently...and that's one word, not two."...See MoreSmile today - 7/21/21
Comments (17)@Maggie200 The Bizarro comics all have hidden objects. If you look above the writers signature there is a number. That tells you how many hidden objects in the comic. This comic has a 1. Some of the hidden objects are a slice of pie, an eyeball, a shoe, an alien in a spaceship, a stick of dynamite, a crown, K2, O2, and more. See if you can find the object in this puzzle!...See More- 5 years ago
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