That reminds me of a line from an old Different Strokes episode. "It's not that I'm hungry, I just don't like that empty feeling in my mouth." We use this frequently.

A hint if you don't get it: A Roman centurion walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a martinus, please." The bartender looks at him, a bit confused, and asks, "don't you mean a martini?" The centurion responds with "hey, if i wanted more than one, I'd ask for more than one!"

hahaha....that was totally me when I got locked out of this site and had to create a new username....all of the cute or clever ones I tried were already taken and I was on my last nerve when I thought I finally had it and it returned the error code "please only use letters a to z"....

Because that is Michigan’s Upper Peninsula which is not attached to the Lower Peninsula and must be reached by boat or the Mackinac Bridge! So it is “socially distanced”, naturally. But of course, it is attached to Wisconsin on the western end.