My wife asked me today if I had seen the dog bowl...
I said I didn’t know he could!

Susanwv

Some esoteric humor.

^^^^Love that.

Took me a second! Funny!

A hint if you don't get it:

A Roman centurion walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a martinus, please." The bartender looks at him, a bit confused, and asks, "don't you mean a martini?"
The centurion responds with "hey, if i wanted more than one, I'd ask for more than one!"

Rusty

Careful, kathy, remembering the skies ...

... if you try to dive into the toilet, you won't get past your head ...

... and if you don't get it out quick ...

... you'll drown!

o j