Smile today - 2/18/21

Annie Deighnaugh

5 years ago

Why is beer like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

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dedtired -- That was me, using a corkscrew to open a bottle of vermouth last week when the metal top refused to break off the rim. (But the top didn't come off, and I had to pour the vermouth out of the hole in it.) This is the third time I've had a bottle like that.
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Apparently Tommy Hilfiger finds the magnetic buttons marketable. https://usa.tommy.com/en/tommy-adaptive and Duluth Trading https://www.duluthtrading.com/mens-magnet-wrinklefighter-relaxed-fit-long-sleeve-shirt-74266.html and Walmart https://www.duluthtrading.com/mens-magnet-wrinklefighter-relaxed-fit-long-sleeve-shirt-74266.html There were others too. I smiled when I saw Eld's post. My niece has CP and struggles with buttons, snaps and zippers - my sister-in-law added magnetic closures to some of her outfits. She found the magnetic snaps on Amazon and sewing supply sites. Maire
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salonva
5 years ago
eld6161
5 years ago
Encouragement found in the most unlikely places.
Angela Id
5 years ago
Jasdip
5 years ago
liira55
5 years ago
Ded tired
5 years ago
jim_1 (Zone 5B)
5 years ago
My wife asked me today if I had seen the dog bowl...
I said I didn’t know he could!
buccos4vr
5 years ago
Susanwv
graywings123
5 years ago
Some esoteric humor.
Fun2BHere
5 years ago
^^^^Love that.
bpath
5 years ago
Took me a second! Funny!
graywings123
5 years ago
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A hint if you don't get it:

A Roman centurion walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a martinus, please." The bartender looks at him, a bit confused, and asks, "don't you mean a martini?"
The centurion responds with "hey, if i wanted more than one, I'd ask for more than one!"
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Angela Id
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kathyg_in_mi
5 years ago
joyfulguy
5 years ago
Careful, kathy, remembering the skies ...

... if you try to dive into the toilet, you won't get past your head ...

... and if you don't get it out quick ...

... you'll drown!

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