Smile today - 6/18/21

Annie Deighnaugh

2 years ago

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salonva
2 years ago
ooh Annie! lol
eld6161
2 years ago
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A hint if you don't get it: A Roman centurion walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a martinus, please." The bartender looks at him, a bit confused, and asks, "don't you mean a martini?" The centurion responds with "hey, if i wanted more than one, I'd ask for more than one!"
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Oh the ID card reminds me of an oldie...about an older woman who was being helped to fill out a medical form. When it the nurse asked, "Sex?", she responded, "Infrequently...and that's one word, not two."
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I was observing two men that were working for the public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. After a while I had to ask, "Why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?" The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the lad who plants the trees called in sick."
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aok27502
2 years ago
bragu_DSM 5
2 years ago
like annies contribution here.
Zoe 29
2 years ago
bragu_DSM 5
2 years ago
time to buy stock ...
buccos4vr
2 years ago

Susanwv
Jasdip
2 years ago
Love it, Annie!!!!!
dedtired
2 years ago
Good one, Annie.
seagrass_gw Cape Cod
2 years ago
Rusty
2 years ago

Rusty
Lars
2 years ago

Our cell phone towers are disguised as palm trees instead of cactus.
chisue
2 years ago
dedtired -- That was me, using a corkscrew to open a bottle of vermouth last week when the metal top refused to break off the rim. (But the top didn't come off, and I had to pour the vermouth out of the hole in it.) This is the third time I've had a bottle like that.
dedtired
2 years ago
ThatsThat’s funny, chisue. Ive had to pour wine through a strainer when i destroyed the cork and pieces fell in the bottle.
Annie Deighnaugh
Original Author
2 years ago
We've done that too dedtired!
HU-178658043
2 years ago
My arthritic fingers have a lot of trouble opening bottled water. Corkscrews, on the other hand, pose almost no difficulty.

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