A hint if you don't get it: A Roman centurion walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a martinus, please." The bartender looks at him, a bit confused, and asks, "don't you mean a martini?" The centurion responds with "hey, if i wanted more than one, I'd ask for more than one!"

Because that is Michigan’s Upper Peninsula which is not attached to the Lower Peninsula and must be reached by boat or the Mackinac Bridge! So it is “socially distanced”, naturally. But of course, it is attached to Wisconsin on the western end.

Rusty

I had visited a cafe one day with my friends. The waiter recommended that we try their special coffee. We agreed and soon the coffee arrived. As we drink the coffee, we realized that it tastes like dirt and mud. Disgusted by the fact, all of us complained immediately. The alarmed waiter rushes over and says, "Well Sir, it was fresh ground coffee!"