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Smile today - 9/18/21

Annie Deighnaugh

2 years ago

uncumo

(Xhosa)

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Annie Deighnaugh
Original Author
2 years ago
You had one job...
Jeb zone 5
2 years ago
This doesn't really make me smile today but it is very true!!
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A hint if you don't get it: A Roman centurion walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a martinus, please." The bartender looks at him, a bit confused, and asks, "don't you mean a martini?" The centurion responds with "hey, if i wanted more than one, I'd ask for more than one!"
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Smile today - 3/18/21
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hahaha....that was totally me when I got locked out of this site and had to create a new username....all of the cute or clever ones I tried were already taken and I was on my last nerve when I thought I finally had it and it returned the error code "please only use letters a to z"....
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Smile today - 10/18/21
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Hey sassy jassy ... ... that's a real nail-biter that you brought us today - don't tell us that you're givin' 'em out on Halloween? If you carr-ot all for us ... please don't offer some to us when we visit. o j
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Smile today 12/18/21
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Jasdip, that one took me several minutes. Loved it!!!
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2 years ago
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2 years ago
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Annie Deighnaugh
Original Author
2 years ago
Hahah eld! I wear something I wore in high school too! Earrings!
Rusty
2 years ago

Rusty
Jasdip
2 years ago
Jupidupi
2 years ago
Annie, reminds me of the time I walked into a bakery and heard an angry customer yelling at the kid behind the counter. "Fatima," she said. "My daughter's name is Fatima!" He was holding a big sheet cake that read "Happy Birthday Fat Man."
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