Smile today - 4/18/21
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Comments (13)That reminds me of a line from an old Different Strokes episode. "It's not that I'm hungry, I just don't like that empty feeling in my mouth." We use this frequently....See MoreSmile today - 2/18/21
Comments (19)A hint if you don't get it: A Roman centurion walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a martinus, please." The bartender looks at him, a bit confused, and asks, "don't you mean a martini?" The centurion responds with "hey, if i wanted more than one, I'd ask for more than one!"...See MoreSmile today - 4/21/21
Comments (11)A squirrel was sitting in an apple tree. All of a sudden a cow started climbing up the tree. Surprised to see a climbing cow the squirrel asked the newcomer, "What the heck are you doing here?" The cow replied, "I thought I'd eat some oranges." "But this is an apple tree." "I know. I brought my own."...See MoreSmile today - 8/18/21
Comments (11)I don't remember all I've done but I think I've done, obviously English, French, Spanish, Portugese, German, Russian, Polish, Italian, Navaho, Innuit, Laotian, Hindi, Thai, Swahili, and Maori...at least that I can recall, maybe Dutch. I should keep track so I don't repeat, but then again, if I can't remember, I doubt others will either....See More- 5 years ago
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