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Smile today - 11/4

Annie Deighnaugh

5 years ago

One from Bill Engvall's "here's your sign" series:

Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and asked, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist so I said, "Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign."

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jim_1 (Zone 5B)
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Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't
want, to impress people they don't like.

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Rusty
5 years ago
liira55
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Uptown Gal
5 years ago
LOL...I read "the cat lines" fine...and also must tell them they spelled "forty"

wrong. The "fourty" spelling is way obsolete. Welcome to Harvard?
Judy Good
5 years ago
uptown, I thought the same thing.
Elmer J Fudd
5 years ago
"The "fourty" spelling is way obsolete. Welcome to Harvard?"

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dedtired
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Let’s stick to funny stuff.

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