Smile today - 6/17

Annie Deighnaugh

3 years ago

In honor of our 42nd Wedding Anniversary:

Q: Whats the difference between love and marriage?

A: Love is blind and marriage is an eye-opener!

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Jasdip

3 years ago

Eld, that saying is quilted on my memory quilt. That was one of Tom's frequent email taglines, and it's a permanent one on my emails.

This is another favourite.

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bob_cville
3 years ago
Q: Whats the difference between love and marriage?

A. Love is a word, but marriage is a sentence.
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aok27502
3 years ago

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There is no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.

Groucho Marx
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Yesterday was our anniversary and when DS called to wish us a Happy 47th my husband replied "Thanks, but it feels more like a 50th." He thought it was quite humorous......me? I just smiled.
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Marriage is like a deck of cards. You start out with two hearts and a diamond, and finish up with a club and a spade.
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dedtired
3 years ago
And in response to Rusty..
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3 years ago
I know I'm not dumb, either, and i was actually naturally blond all my life, until I turned gray. And I get a kick out of most of the 'dumb blond' jokes. I thought it was funny.

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3 years ago
sjerin
3 years ago
Happy Anniversary to Annie and Marie!
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maire_cate
3 years ago
Thank you sjerin. I don't always remember to check these Smile threads regularly but today's really made me chuckle.
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3 years ago
eld6161
3 years ago
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Ded, you have to love Dolly Parton. I have heard her say that it takes an awful amount of money to look this cheap.
dedtired
3 years ago
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Rusty, I thought your joke was funny, too. My response wasn’t meant as a criticism! I hope you didn’t take it that way.

Eld, one of my favorite Dolly quotes is “Time marches on and sooner or later you realize it is marching across your face.”

Be sure to listen to her podcast called Dolly Parton’s America.

And Happy Anniversary to the Maire cates and Deighnaughs! Quite an accomplishment.
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Rusty
3 years ago
Dedtired, I honestly wasn't real sure! I didn't intend any offense to anyone by posting that, but you never know around here. Grin. . . .

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maire_cate
3 years ago
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I'll add another congrats to Mr. and Mrs. Annie.

Thanks Ded. I think when all of this is over I'm going to cash in my 'IOU a Honeymoon' card. We never had one - no quite true - we did have what I refer to as '2 nights on the PA Turnpike.' I was a new employee at the Free Library and not entitled to take vacation and he was in the middle of a med. rotation. We drove home for our wedding in Pgh and then we were back to work on Monday.
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yeonassky
3 years ago
Thank you for the laughs!

Also congratulations to Annie and Maire Cate for your anniversaries!
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maire_cate
3 years ago
Thank you yeonassky!