These St. Patrick's Day jokes and memes are GREAT. It's my birthday, and I'm NOT irish. But I have 2 Grandkids who are 48% Irish!

“An apple a day, if well aimed, keeps the doctor away.” ― P.G. Wodehouse

eld, no joke. I just watched an old movie, Dial 1119, from 1950 that was ahead of its time for sure. Dialing 911 for emergency didn't come out until almost 20 years later and they had a flat screen TV in the corner over the bar which wouldn't be available for another almost 50 years!

Looks like wronged spouses/)spice?), judged to be physically ugly, can justify being claimed as temperamentally ugly, as well! o j