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amylou321

More disappointment in the grocery store.

6 years ago

I went to Publix on my way to work today. I wanted a nice, low carb salad and something to cook for SO tomorrow. I also always look to see if they have my brand of paper towels. They were still out. That's fine. However, on my way to get a yogurt, i noticed a random, refrigerated endcap. In it, what do i see? Why, Is that Silk Holiday Nog?!?!?! Why, yes, yes it is! Yay! Think to myself. If they have this Holiday Nog, they MUST have Eggnog!!! SO i high-tail it over to the dairy case, straight to the spot where i KNOW where to find the eggnog during the holidays. Nothing. Well, maybe its in a different spot. So i walk up and down 3 times looking for it, nothing. Finally, a very sweet employee, who is probably concerned for my mental stability at this point, walks up to me, and from a very responsible 8 feet or so away asks if she can help me find something.


ME: Maybe, I am looking for eggnog.

Her: We have the holiday nog. But its not real eggnog.

Me: Yes I saw that. I thought perhaps there would be regular eggnog as well.

Her: No, no regular eggnog.

Me: *disappointed silence*

Her: I know! A few people have asked for eggnog since we stocked the holiday nog.

Me: Well, it was worth a look. Thank you anyway.

Her: We have eggnog ice cream. Maybe if you get the ice cream, and the holiday nog and make a milkshake it will be close....

Me:

Her:

Me:

Her:

Me: I like the way you think. What is your name?

Her: Mandy

Me: Mandy, you should be president of the world. Why are you working at a Publix?!?!?

Her: Giggles.


I have had both the eggnog ice cream she is referring to and i have sampled the holiday nog. I do not care for either. Not noggy enough. So i didn't take her suggestion. Now here i sit, chewing on my salad and drinking my water like a good little fat girl in April. Nogless.


No one likes a tease, Publix.


Anyway, I hope everyone's day is as GRAND as my disappointment.

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