I was always taught to respect my elders,
but it keeps getting harder to find one.

Glenda, that made me laugh out loud, because it's so TRUE!

Rusty

Ha-ha. I've never understood why people wonder about penguin knees, but here's the answer. You may go to sleep now.

What are you talking about, Glenda ...

... the "age 100 and over" ...

... is the fastest growing segment of our society.

O.K. - so each year, there's one fewer between you and 100 ... but that older age group keeps expanding.

So far.

ole joyful

There was the story of the crabby old woman in the nursing home who was so hard to deal with until she had her 100th birthday party. Suddenly she became the nicest person and so easy to get along with. When asked why the sudden change she answered, "No more peer pressure!"

Looks like they've all disa-peered, do ya figger, Annie?

o j