Why is the Earth so great? . . . Because it's well rounded!

I used to watch Red Green's show on TV, PBS ran old reruns, some newer seasons too. But not anymore, then I found them online. Once he came to Ohio on one of his tours (Cleveland? Columbus?). I so wanted to go but didn't want to drive alone. I wonder how he's doing and if he's still touring. I'll have to Google.

Nine Important Facts to Remember As We Grow Older #9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world. #8 Life is sexually transmitted. #7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. #6 Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich. #5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years. #4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing. #3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. #2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal. #1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow. Sources:

Little sillhouette of a man scaring a moose play on lyrics "little silhouetto of a man...Scaramouche, Scaramouche."