bpath - you got that right. DH gave me a 4 pack of Burt's Bees in my Christmas stocking and now someone has managed to walk off with all 4 - just can't find them.

Okay I give up! I know Kiss, but what is the name of the band dressed in blue?

I was wondering if people were going to get it. It's a classic line from Car Talk that the best way to fix a check engine light is to put black tape over it so you don't see it. I thought this was funny with the take off on the song...

Rusty, you reminded me of my favorite Ogden Nash poem. As a very myopic child, I loved the sentiment. AND HOW KEEN WAS THE VISION OF SIR LAUNFAL? Man's earliest pastime, I suppose, Was to play with his fingers and his toes. Then later, wearying of himself, He devised the monster and the elf, Enlivening his existence drab With Blunderbore and Puck and Mab. A modern man, in modern Maryland, I boast my private gate to fairyland, My kaleidoscope, my cornucopia, My own philosopher's stone, myopia. Except when rationalized by lenses, My world is not what other men's is; Unless I have my glasses on, The postman is a leprechaun, I can wish on either of two new moons, Billboards are graven with mystic runes, Shirts hung to dry are ragtag gypsies, Mud puddles loom like Mississipsies, And billiard balls resemble plums, And street lamps are chrysanthemums. If my vision were twenty-twenty, I should miss miracles a-plenty.