me to a "T".

I love this Christmas wreath!

Annie, we have so much street repair around here i have to build extra time into every trip for detours.

Susanwv

It's pronounced "vaahzzz".

Rusty

It's pronounced "vaahzzz". .....

Yes, I laugh out loud whenever I see this commercial :)

Rusty, you reminded me of my favorite Ogden Nash poem. As a very myopic child, I loved the sentiment.

AND HOW KEEN WAS THE VISION OF SIR LAUNFAL?

Man's earliest pastime, I suppose,
Was to play with his fingers and his toes.
Then later, wearying of himself,
He devised the monster and the elf,
Enlivening his existence drab
With Blunderbore and Puck and Mab.
A modern man, in modern Maryland,
I boast my private gate to fairyland,
My kaleidoscope, my cornucopia,
My own philosopher's stone, myopia.
Except when rationalized by lenses,
My world is not what other men's is;
Unless I have my glasses on,
The postman is a leprechaun,
I can wish on either of two new moons,
Billboards are graven with mystic runes,
Shirts hung to dry are ragtag gypsies,
Mud puddles loom like Mississipsies,
And billiard balls resemble plums,
And street lamps are chrysanthemums.
If my vision were twenty-twenty,
I should miss miracles a-plenty.

Jupidupi, I loved Ogden Nash when I was a kid! My parents had a book of his poems.

I also laugh every time the ”vaase” commercial comes on. There's a new one with a boxer dog in bed with his people that's pretty funny, too. At least you don't have to hear all the horrible side effects of various medications.

I’m another one who loves the cultured dog who says ”vaaahz”…..