“If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner.” - Tallulah Bankhead

Ever wonder what kind of doctor Dr. Pepper was? . . . He was a FIZZisician

I went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle, bought two large bottles of wine and put it in the bicycle basket. As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottles would break. So I drank all the wine before I cycled home. It turned out to be a very good decision because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home. 🤪🙃

Beauty is in the eyes of the bee holder. tj