Ever wonder what kind of doctor Dr. Pepper was? . . . He was a FIZZisician

That is so funny abot the coyotes. So many people have moved to my area, suburban forested, and go complely bonkers on Next Door if they spot a coyote- I’m sure they call 911. And foxes- omg, you’d think foxes were hunting people! It makes me so sad that people poison or shoot them because they cannot accept that people are the ones who are intruding.

I was at my doctor's the other day for my yearly physical. Among other things, she asked me what kind of exercise I was doing. I told her "Diddly squats".

Eld, There is a large Portuguese community in my small home-town. I loved telling this joke. What do you get when you cross a Portuguese with a Canadian? Canada Geese! LOL