A man was brought to a hospital with heavily fractured bones. The doctor in the intensive care unit asks him, "Are you married?" "No, I've been run over by a truck."

I love this. I have to practice.

I was at my doctor's the other day for my yearly physical. Among other things, she asked me what kind of exercise I was doing. I told her "Diddly squats".

Eld, There is a large Portuguese community in my small home-town. I loved telling this joke. What do you get when you cross a Portuguese with a Canadian? Canada Geese! LOL