I tried to organize a hide 'n' seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.

Salonva - same for me, but in my recliner!

I was at my doctor's the other day for my yearly physical. Among other things, she asked me what kind of exercise I was doing. I told her "Diddly squats".

Eld, There is a large Portuguese community in my small home-town. I loved telling this joke. What do you get when you cross a Portuguese with a Canadian? Canada Geese! LOL