A poodle and a collie are walking together when the poodle suddenly unloads on his friend. “My life is a mess,” he says. “My owner is mean, my girlfriend ran away with a schnauzer, and I’m as jittery as a cat.”

“Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?” suggests the collie.

“I can’t,” says the poodle. “I’m not allowed on the couch.”

I went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle, bought two large bottles of wine and put it in the bicycle basket.

As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the
bicycle, the bottles would break.

So I drank all the wine before I cycled home.

It turned out to be a very good decision because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home. 🤪🙃

^^ lol

Rusty