I love when you find yourself screaming at your children to stop screaming. That is the very definition of irony.

Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt quack.

I love these every single day. Daisy you made me laugh out loud!!

So ... some of what comes out of a duck's butt can also be called a "quack" ...

... thus what might be the comparable terminology related to such expulsion/(explosion?) on the part of humans, has anybody heard?

Were someone to be expelled from a wedding reception caused by a series of such issues, would it be referred to as parting farting?

o j