Your most embarrassing moments?
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Your most embarrassing moment in the garden?
Comments (43)Years ago, I had just spread a bunch of purchased compost all over the flower beds when I saw a couple of slender leaves emerging, pretty things, & I gently dug around until I found that they were growing from teensy little bulbs. I was a sort of new gardener, & I was (& still am) very excited by the sort of serendipity or happenstance or feral nature of garden surprises, so I watched the new little bulbs to see what kind of flower they made. I watered 'em, I mulched 'em, I guarded them like they were solid gold. One day, before I got any flowers but after they had popped up all over the place, a neighbor looked at my little experiment & asked, "what are you going to do about all that nut grass?" I stammered out what had happened, including the mulch/water/compost, & he thought for a minute & said, "Well, it *is* a very healthy-looking stand of nut grass."...See MoreWhat was Your Most Embarassing Moment in the Garden?
Comments (13)One I can recall: Early Summer 1999 As I was making my way through my herb garden up on the hill, I caught the toe of one of my sandals on a log that bordered one of the herb beds. (my body continued to move forward...my foot didn't!) I tripped! I fell like a giant redwood, face down, my forehead hitting another log on the other side of the path, breaking my glasses upon impact. My nose stuck into the dirt and bark in the path like the beak of a freaking dippy bird! (I was so embarrassed!) I let out a war whoop from the pain, blood rushing down my face. I was spitting blood and spitting bark and dirt. I had a big gash on my nose with pieces of bark and dirt embedded in it. I thought it was broken as well. I couldn't see for the dirt and the blood. I busted my upper lip and loosened a tooth and it was bleeding too. I had a big bruise and lump on my forehead, and an abrasion. Both of my knees were banged up, bruised and cut. My elbows and the palms of my hands had bad scrapes and I couldn't get up. My DH was up on the roof doing some repair work at the time. When I cried out, he leaped off the roof and hit the ground running. He was at my side in a heartbeat. How he kept from breaking something in that heroic leap, I can't say. He scooped me up and carried me down the hill and into the house and doctored me. When I related the story, he began to laugh in his big booming Scottish laugh. :) I was sooooooo embarrassed! I still have a scar on my nose to remind me of the time I tripped and planted my nose in the herb garden. ~ sweetannie4u...See MoreOh! The Humiliation! The Shame!
Comments (13)For those who weren't around a looong time ago when I first posted it, here's the "new bulbs" story: I was driving along on a miserable, cold, rotten day, just the latest in a long series of miserable, cold, rotten days. My feet were numb, my nose was running. I was in a bleak mood, cynically wondering whether there really was such a thing as "Spring" or whether my brain had just made it up to force me to keep going, when I saw this sign: "We Have New Bulbs" Wooooo Hooooo. I got all excited! My heart was pumpin', my face was smilin'! I turned that car around & zoomed back & discovered... it was a tanning salon....See Moreyour most embarrassing moment
Comments (37)I went in the rest room at a Walmart...and it was the men's restroom. Some guy was standing at a urinal. I said, "Oh, God! I'm sorry!!" At the Walmart, I usually frequent, the ladies room is the first one you come to. At this one, it is the second one. I hadn't even looked to see if I was going in the correct one. I also remember when I was about 16. I was a late bloomer, and I didn't have much in the way of breasts until I was in my 30's...but as a teen, I had one of those circle stitched, padded bras. They were kind of pointy...if you can remember those, circa 1960's. I was at my friend's parents' weekend place and we had been riding horses with some boys I went to school with. One of them, I was super crazy about. He was just the dreamiest guy I had ever seen. We were out by the corral and he put his arms around me and kissed me. Swoon!! Then he pulled me closer and I heard my bra collapse...plop, plop. I was so mortified, and he couldn't help but notice...but he never acted like he did. What a sweetie he was!...See MoreBunny
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